I have been given special permission to start the unofficial but yet official match fred. In return, Frog has permission to eat a half-time pasty.

We always seem to have a tight game against Dale, anyone remember an Alan Crawford winner there in 1975 ? He was a player.

I'm predicting a 1-1 draw today, just a couple of issues

a I never get it right
b we don't do draws

So get yourselves on here even if you're watching the match and make some noise for the lads. We can hear you USA ! We can hear you Thailand !