Burnley’s success - secret

[oldcolner]

Nice review of our progress, doesn’t give any secrets away either.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...ss-season.html

I remember the BBC visiting us in our first Dyche PL season and being very critical of the idea of investing in a training centre. They thought he was naive.

[1959_60]

Phew! I thought the cat had been let out of the bag.

Thank goodness they are still unaware that I complete a top secret Tinned Food Count before every game.

[oldcolner]

Phew! I thought the cat had been let out of the bag.

Thank goodness they are still unaware that I complete a top secret Tinned Food Count before every game.

Shhh!

[CaspertheClaret]

Grab one of your tins and shove it where the sun don't shine. Dont start that voodoo wazz again.

[1959_60]

42 pieces with 155ml of residual liquid.

Looking good.

[CaspertheClaret]

Is this your cerebral state?

[1959_60]

You never did like the Tinned Food Count eh, Casper?

I put it down to the fact that you can't Count beyond 5.

Casper Counting, "One, two, three, four, bloody loads, even more...."

I remember that you once almost got the correct result when we were Counting the contents of a tin of corned beef. The result was one piece of corned beef with zero residual liquid. You were so near....

[Altobelli]

Phew! I thought the cat had been let out of the bag.

Thank goodness they are still unaware that I complete a top secret Tinned Food Count before every game.

So you are the one to blame for the tin count ?

[1959_60]

"Blame" Alto?

I claim full responsibility for our meteoric rise over the last 8 years.

I demand a statue.

[Altobelli]