A great start to the week. News has broken that Princess Eugenie is to marry Jack Brooksbank, a socialite and former manager of Mahiki, a Mayfair nightspot that is a favourite amongst the rich and famous. Betty and Phil Windsor are delighted but Betty(aka "Queen") has said, "It's good news but at the moment I am more focussed on who Barnsley might get in during the last nine days of the window".