O/T Disappointing American Food

[great_fire]

We watch the films and want to try the foods but;

1. Hershey chocolate tastes like vomit.

2. Twinkies are just small sponge cakes filled with disgusting chemical-tasting "cream".

3. Milk Duds - expensive Poppets.

4. Twizzlers - like strawberry liquorice with half the flavour removed.

5. Tootsie Roll - weird tasting toffee.

You're selling us a pup with this crap Hollywood.