Anyone up for a Revolution?

[1959_60]

Good Evening.

Sinkov and I are planning a revolution to take over the Governance of this country.

There are still issues to finalise such as Brexit but we have agreed on most of our manifesto.

This includes our groundbreaking policing policy, our foreign affairs plans, safe standing at footy, no relegation from the Prem and other policies to be released soon.

If you want to be a part of this brave new world them please let us know. A brief description of the assets that you can bring to our party, along with possible policies to be considered for our manifesto would speed things up.

We are hoping to make the revolution as free from violence as possible but we need to bring the current politicians to heel as swiftly and efficiently as possible, so if you have any skills in GBH or similar, or if you have access to big heavy sticks, or are proficient with large catapults, this will be treated favorably.

I cannot stress too highly the need for absolute secrecy at the moment, we plan to take over very speedily, so please don't discuss this down the pub.

[Norder]

Good Evening.

Sinkov and I are planning a revolution to take over the Governance of this country.
I cannot stress too highly the need for absolute secrecy at the moment, we plan to take over very speedily, so please don't discuss this down the pub.

as from the start - it seems that the participatory and transparency.....have gone out the window - so it'll be same old same old - zero accountability...I think i'll pass.

[Altobelli]

O.K. I get it, you are willing to contract me out to break Doris Johnson's knee caps, but you and Sinkov are going it alone ? without even a mention of being a right hand man to one of you.

No Norder, give it a go, stranger things have happened at Government



Here is my CV.

1) I will ensure I'm in my office at least 14 hours a day, filing, reading, writing, phone conferencing, signing important documents, reading important memos, meetings with meaningful discussions, hiring and firing staff, all the while watching Cable TV, occasionally putting on online bets for Sinkov sipping my Coffee from my £375 Coffee machine in the corner which has been made by my aid who actually works the TV remote and opens and closes doors for me when I tell her to.

2) I will look every minute like I'm listening intently to everything that is being said when in reality I'm on a beach in Aruba, Christ I do it all the time with Matron.

3) I will sack everyone at the FA bringing in youth and fairness who will stop all the cream being given the few and more given to grass roots Football, I will stop seating at Wembley for dignitaries and give them to the public, I'll make West Ham pay full price for their Stadium, if not I'll give it Leyton Orient for a fiver, I'll get Gary (sitting on the fence) Lineker and all the other pundits sacked then we can have less bollox talking and more actual Football.

4) I will defend my colleague MP's to the hilt, (as long as its not public knowledge and even then I'll try for them) for lying, cheating on their spouse, having private meeting's with foreign leaders, forgetting to read important documents, calling Policemen plebs, fiddling expense accounts, watching **** and any historical *** crimes that come up I will drag on for as long as I can to save my work colleagues and eventually it will go away.

5) I'll also hound out reality TV shows, especially those 2 tw@ts ant and dec, instead having a 7pm daily show of the MP of the day for 2 hours.

6) I'll carry on the good work the Royals do by taking the easiest routes, train to the House of Commons ? Hell no ! A helicopter can pick me up from my lawn and drop me in Parliament Square.

7) I'll do my best (even though it goes against my grain) to suck up to America and pretend as always that we have that "Special Relationship" all the while knowing we need them more than they actually want us.

8) I'll make sure my expense accounts are all in order and up to date by putting everything on there: Council Tax, Road Tax, Private Healthcare, Window Cleaning Bill, Sky Bundle Bill (Office as well as home and London flat), TV Licence, Cell phone Bill, Gas & Electric Bills, Car insurance, Weekly Food Bill and not forgetting Turf Moors season ticket.

9) I will build that wall between Southern and Northern Ireland to keep those pesky Europeans out, it may cost a lot but its the plebs who will be paying, they are so useful.

10) I will carry on letting big companies like Amazon/Starbucks get away with big tax breaks, but I'll also allow some of our Blue Chip Companies the same privilege, paid for again by our ever helpful plebs.

11) I'll continue to run the NHS into the ground until it bursts and then we can run it privately, then we can charge everyone an extra £20 a week so we can employ more middle Managers on 3 figure salaries and pocket the rest.

12) I will outdo the outgoing Government with an even bigger cost to our people with a much more useless and pathetic idea than the HS2 project, the £50 Billion cost of that will seem like a bucket out of the Ocean when I get started.

13) I will strip Police officers of any offensive weapons, to carry on with the great PC methods, wooden truncheons will be a thing of the past, taser's will be banned, Mace is to dangerous and hand cuffs will have a velvet covering so as to not injure any member of the public that have had them put on for their safety.

14) I will end Wednesday's Prime Ministers weekly question time, its such a waste and like a School Classroom and besides, with the Country being run better there is no reason for it.

If interested, please contact PO Box # 875974 for more information.

[Balanbam00]

People will have to opt for either political democracy or economic democracy. That is, they will have to choose a socio-economic system based on either a centralized economy or a decentralized economy.

1) The first requirement for economic democracy is that the minimum requirements of a particular age – including food, clothing, housing, education and medical treatment – must be guaranteed to all. Not only is this an individual right, it is also a collective necessity, because the easy availability of the minimum requirements will increase the all-round welfare of society.

The current system of economics is based on the slave household where a small group of people fatten themselves on the misery of the rest. A new, genuine economics thus must find its mission in the protecting and thriving of every single member of our human household and this includes our plant and animal brethren as well as the rivers, mountains and the Earth itself.

From this vision comes a mission that the foremost branch of economics is People’s Economics. People’s economy deals with the essential needs of the people in general – the production, distribution, marketing, shipping, storage, pricing, sales, freight charges, pro forma costing, and all related activities of such essential needs. Most importantly, it is directly concerned with the guaranteed provision of minimum requirements such as food, clothing, housing, medical treatment, education, transportation, energy and irrigation water. Continuous improvement in and ready availability of these requirements is the key factor in people’s economy.
The minimum requirements can be assured through guaranteed purchasing capacity which should be enshrined in the constitution as a fundamental or cardinal human right. People’s economy should also be concerned with the development of both private and cooperative industries. Private industries would be limited in size and scope to prevent monopoly production and exploitation, and would be required to function as cooperatives once they grow too large. Cooperative industries are the best means of independently organizing people so that they take collective responsibility for their livelihood.
People’s economy also includes employment for all; the eradication of mass poverty; the development of rural economy; the phase-wise socialization of land into the hands of those who work physically or intellectually for proper production; practical training programmes to impart skills which enable people to find employment in their immediate urban or rural locality; work placement; and the transportation, trans-shipment, loading and unloading of any materials, even if they are not economically viable in the short-term. It is also concerned with the generation of cheap power and the supply of water, which are essential if people are to control their local economies. Finally, it includes economic decentralization, cooperative dynamo and block-level planning.”
“Psycho-economy has two branches. The first branch endeavours to eradicate exploitative and unjust economic practices, behaviours and structures. It will counter all economic and psycho-economic exploitation and make people aware of how capitalists, in their singular or collective roles, exploit society and create unhealthy, artificial demands which not only poison the mind but encourage dangerous habits detrimental to psychic sanctity and expansion. The first and foremost duty of psycho-economics is to wage a tireless fight against all degenerating and dehumanizing economic trends in society.”

[1959_60]

This is progressing very well.

I am very impressed by the long, verbose relies here - it is ***** that politicians can start spouting long winded statements, even if they are not actually saying anything.

And BT has agreed to be PM.

Onwards and Upwards.

EDIT...why has "v1tal" been blanked out?

[Altobelli]

why has "v1tal" been blanked out?

I have blanked it out because I'm going for the Minister of Rights and PC matters, and I find that word is offensive and bordering on Racist.

[1959_60]

Brilliant Alto, good to see that you are on the ball.

[Claret_Matelot]

1. Introduce ID cards to root out all those illegals that should't be in our country claiming benefits, using the NHS and occupying valuable housing.
2. Only allow NHS long term treatment/Operations to those with a valid ID
3. Stop all overseas monetary aid until all of out countries debts are cleared.
4. Stop putting people in prison for minor offences and free up cells for real criminals (Sliding scale to be agreed).
5. Be prepared for a 'No-Deal' for Brexit and do not accept the current bullying by the EU hierarchy.
6. Give police full powers for stop and search based on their own professional opinion and not be concerned about being PC
7. Partially fund or provide manpower at Guantanamo Bay and send all criminals convicted of terrorist related incidents there
8. Adopt the USA policy of refusing an entry visa to anyone with a criminal record
9. Ability to deport those immigrants that get a criminal record

[oldcolner]

This is progressing very well.

I am very impressed by the long, verbose relies here - it is ***** that politicians can start

EDIT...why has "v1tal" been blanked out?

Think it’s becaus v1talfootball is a competitor web site, but that needs sorting.

[Altobelli]

Think it’s becaus v1talfootball is a competitor web site, but that needs sorting.

I'd disagree with that my comrade, did you not read the circulated document a few weeks ago ?