Black magic

[tooslomofo]

No I’m not talking about the70’s chocolate box I’m talking voodoo

Does anyone know how to make a voodoo doll
If we had enough dolls of the fat Cnut and all stuck pins in them en-mass maybe just maybe we might get the result we deserve.
A slow painful death to our obese lying owner.
Other than a hitman I can’t think of any other ways to get rid!

It might just work!!


Does anyone else have any ideas how to bump Fat man off?

Toungue in cheek
Think outside the box!

[Zippity]

Ice bullets.

[Zippity]

Suffocated by a sweaty sumo warrior placing his arse crack over Ashley's nose and mouth.

[Zippity]

Tie him to the Metro track with Rafa has the guy with the wild eyes and thin moustache gesticulating wildly and cackling manically as the train approaches.

Should be the train to St James, too...insult to injury, and all that.

[Zippity]

Force him to wear every single shitty nylon top from ShiTe Direct on Northumberland Street then make him dance to the Spiderman beat-boxer until he collapses from heat exhaustion.



You may have inadvertently created a monster, here.

[Zippity]

Take him to the Castle keep and shove him down that geet massive well...although fatso might not fit.


So if that doesn't work, take his wallet to the top of the Keep and chuck it down onto his head.

[Zippity]

Make him climb to the top of Grey's Monument then stand on top holding a metal pole and wait for a lightning storm.



...actually, scratch that, he'd have a heart attack before reaching the top anyway.

[toonfalifekevbrown]

Seriously amazed some toon gangster hasn't had him rubbed out.or some smack rat hast been paid to bump him off

[tooslomofo]

Force feed him balti pies until his intestines split open then use his fatty liver to feed people that use the food bank and treat them to some tasty foir gras
Then get the squad to play a game of footy versus a celebrity x1 using his inflated head for a ball

[Zippity]

Stuff him in the Rocket's furnace in the Discovery Museum and light it.