Well, the Tory party conference starts today and already we have had

Send 800 troops to the artic to sort out Russia
Tax nasty foriegners extra if they want to buy a house in this country
Build a bridge to Ireland
A festival of Brexit Britian to prove to the world how wonderful they are
The spitfire to go back into production *

Could be a funny few days.
Are there any more royals to be married off?






* I may have made this one up, wait and see.