Why don't Scottish teams...

**great_fire** · 30-07-2019, 09:45 AM

...play in kilts, or at the very least, tartan shorts?

**flourbasher** · 30-07-2019, 10:40 AM

They need to learn to play football first before they start embarrassing themselves by wearing skirts

**Pattylallacks2** · 30-07-2019, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by great_fire

...play in kilts, or at the very least, tartan shorts?

For the same reason that Sheffield Wednesday don't play in pigskin

**millertop** · 30-07-2019, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by Pattylallacks2

For the same reason that Sheffield Wednesday don't play in pigskin

**Archiemiller** · 30-07-2019, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by great_fire

...play in kilts, or at the very least, tartan shorts?

They put their kilts down for goalposts.

**Pattylallacks2** · 30-07-2019, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by great_fire

...play in kilts, or at the very least, tartan shorts?

Because they're too Partickular

**millertop** · 30-07-2019, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by great_fire

...play in kilts, or at the very least, tartan shorts?

I’m not sure playing in kilts is allowed but tartan shorts maybe

**crashbang** · 30-07-2019, 12:50 PM

They would have to ban overhead kicks replays.

**Scum-Triumphant** · 30-07-2019, 01:43 PM

Because in Scotland, football isn’t plaid properly.

**Pattylallacks2** · 30-07-2019, 03:25 PM

What happened to Grist's erroneous post about kilts being Irish?

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