Penalties

[Zippity]

Twat it.

Smack it as hard as you can intio the corner. If it goes over the bar or just past the post that's the chance you take.

If you do one of those mincing run-ups or try to be an arse you get everything you deserve if you miss, imo.

[Zippity]

Mind, Chris Waddle can't even pronounce it never mind take one of the fuckers.

[Geordie1974]

Mind, Chris Waddle can't even pronounce it never mind take one of the fuckers.

Exactly, you cant beat a good pelanty

[toptoon]

No, man. this is how you want to do it.

[Cannylad]

Pick a corner then hard and low was the way that was drilled into us, it usually worked.

[Jammy89]

Same.

I picked where i wanted the ball and blasted it as hard as possible.

nine times out of ten, even if keeper got a hand on it, it carried on into back of net.