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Thread: My wife asked me if I was having se x behind her back?

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    My wife asked me if I was having se x behind her back?

    I answered 'Well if it wasn't me who was it?'

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    It really is a dog's life isn't it!

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    There is a 17 year old in the village that has the rather cool nickname of sh agger. "I'd be really proud to have such a great nickname at your age" I said to her.

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    I use Viagra not because I'm impotent it's because women my age are ugly.

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    A new single lady Julia has just moved into the village. I was told not only was she shapely and attractive but like me was a keen bee keeper and had brought to her new home her beehive and 3 dozen bees. So I did the neighbourly thing and went and introduced myself. Very soon we were talking about our shared interest and was highly delighted to get to handle Julia's 36 bees and have them flying around my head.

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