What a surprise.......more passes at higher grades than ever in a year where teachers have decided the grades of their own pupils.

Like having Dracula in charge of the blood bank.

These results are not worth the paper they are written on and should’ve had a margin of error in terms of an average markdown to account for favouritism.

One of the most irritating days of the year hearing the habitual “OMG” as yet another spotty youth opens their envelope before gushing their results to the BBC reporter.

Step out into the real world where the sharks and pirañas swim my little friends.......you’re in for a rude awakening.