Dowling is such a useless p rick and now the club have a new deal with the Cadbury’s owner Mondalez - does that mean the stupid boiler mascot will be replaced by a mascot dressed as a f uckin whisper bar or a chocolate button?

All this talk of Bilic going and that nasty knob Bowyer arriving - you can’t make it up!! What the hell would Bowyer achieve apart from being cheap - cheap - cheap. If Bilic goes then Dowling should gracefully go and do one as he’s a useless muppet!

PS - the only people to benefit from the Cadbury deal is Lai with the money and Charlie Austin with the freebies!