OT The most......

[MadAmster]

..... nonsensical song verse or chorus you can think of.

IMO this one will take some beating......

Poppa rumbo rumbo
Hey Poppa Joe coconut
Poppa Joe, hey Poppa Joe
Poppa rumbo rumbo
Hey Poppa Joe coconut
Poppa Joe, hey Poppa Joe
Poppa rumbo rumbo
Hey Poppa Joe coconut
Hey Poppa Joe, hey Poppa Joe
Hey Pop, Poppa, Poppa Joe

[Geoff Parkstone]

The immortal words of small dick perhaps:

Bop bopa-a-lu a whop bam boo
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy
Tutti frutti, woo
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy
Tutti frutti, oh Rudy
A whop bop-a-lu a whop bam boo

[Geoff Parkstone]

Never could make any sense of this either:

Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Madman drummer bummers
Indians in the summer
With a ****age diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps
As the adolescent pumps
His way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder
Feeling kinda older
I tripped a merry-go-round
With this very unpleasing
Sneezing and wheezing
The calliope crashed to the ground
The calliope crashed to the ground

Etc etc. Thanks Manfred

[Andy_Faber]

Never could make any sense of this either:

Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Madman drummer bummers
Indians in the summer
With a ****age diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps
As the adolescent pumps
His way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder
Feeling kinda older
I tripped a merry-go-round
With this very unpleasing
Sneezing and wheezing
The calliope crashed to the ground
The calliope crashed to the ground

Etc etc. Thanks Manfred

The prize goes to Martin Fry:

Never mind, mustn’t grumble
Help yourself to
Another piece of apple crumble
Yeah yeah yeah

[MadAmster]

Rufus Thomas (covered by the Stones as well) also had a wonderfully nonsensical song.....

[Verse 1]
Mary mac, dressed in black
Silver buttons all down her back
High to low, tip to toe
She broke a needle and she can't sew

[Chorus]
Walkin' the dog
Just a-walkin' the dog
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
[Whistle]
C'mon now, c'mon, c'mon!

[Verse 2]
Asked my mama for fif**** cents
See the elephant jump the fence
He jumped so high he touched the sky
Never got back till the Fourth of July

[Chorus]
Walkin' the dog
Just a-walkin' the dog
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
C'mon now, c'mon, c'mon!

[Verse 3]
Baby, baby, quite contrary
Tell me, how does your garden grow
You got silver bells and you got cockle shells
Pretty maids all in a row

[Chorus]
Walkin' the dog
Just a-walkin' the dog
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
C'mon now, c'mon, c'mon!

[Bridge]
Oh ho
Just-a, just-a, just a-walkin'
Just-a, just-a, just a-walkin'
Just-a, just-a, just a-walkin'
Oh yeah
If you don't know how to do it
I'll show you how to walk the dog
Ohh!
Just-a, just-a, just-a, just-a, just a-walkin'
Just-a, just-a, just-a, just-a, just a-walkin'

[Outro]
Ohh!
Just-a, just-a, just-a, just-a, just a-walkin'
Just-a, just-a, just-a, just-a, just a-walkin'

[Geoff Parkstone]

looks like on of your infamous 1-3-2-4-1 formations