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Thread: When well known people retire

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    When well known people retire

    they usually write their memoirs or a book of similar standing.

    Give us some idea of what Bruce's book will be.

    I'll go for "The Perfect Volume of Unplausable Excuses"

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    I did it my way

    The Gloves are off

    Hysteria

    How's the Bacon

    Memoirs of a talentless cunt

    All written in the style of Noel Coward.

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    How I stole a living and got away with it.

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    The Cabbage patch clown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bix01 View Post
    How I stole a living and got away with it.
    This.

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    His autobiography will consist of 500 pages of him comparing his managmement record to Rafa.
    Then another 500 pages of his investigation into finding the mole.

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    Like them all up to now.

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