No, Southgate hasnt taken leave of his senses by selecting Harvey Knibbs. Harvey " the jury is out" Knibbs. If the jury is out, will it ever return, ? maybe in the hope if they wait long enough, people will go home, and judgement wont be made public.

Posting it might be better, it could get lost in the post, or that whoever its posted too, can read it, and shred it mistaking it for an advert for Cambridge subbuteo players who are largely static.

Jensen Weir has been called up for the England International fixture camp. It certainly conjures up images of boy scouts round a camp fire playing I Spy and trying to make fire from rubbing twigs together.

Im not even sure if this geezer has even made a first team appearance. Wot is a fixture camp? I hope someone stands guard in case of bears or wolves.

Weir isnt a Cambridge player anyway, hes on loan from Brighton, and im sure if he ever plays, he will be nothing but a nuisance to the opposition.

How many men are there in the Cambridge team? Is there a man that can outbox Tallulah Bankhead? Is there a difference between Digby and pink Blancmange? Spot the difference. If Harrison Dunk is on the pitch, and a jumping yak appears, can you tell the difference.?

I cant.

Setting Cambridge v Bolton to music i would pick Candle in the wind by Queen Elton. Just a little puff and the Cambridge flames go out. Away win. And im not using my ju ju powers.

Tommy, of Great Eastern street.