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  1. #1
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    Haemorrhoids

    It's been eight years since i suffered with them but I am in pain with them at the moment. Frightened to sit down.
    I always wondered how it felt to be Elton John.

  2. #2
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    I’m a martyr to them Des, my a r s e hole looks like a plate of spaghetti at times!

    The itching is beyond belief, it can drive you mental but the worst thing you can do is scratch them, I find that pressing on them gives better relief.

    The best treatment is the steroid cream but you can only get this direct from a doctor so get an appointment ASAP mate.

    I also used Haemoclin previously which is an over the counter thing and you squirt a gel up your own a r s e with the applicator.

    My very best wishes Des, the invention of the devil himself are piles.

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