Sven Botman

[Alberts__Lob]

The Guardian are saying he's a priority target in Jan and they don't usually speculate too much on transfers:

https://www.theguardian.com/football...d-on-radar-too

All i know is he's Dutch, 21 years old, 6'4 tall and plays for Lille....anyone seen him play?

[Zippity]

Did his dad used to own Sven Adult Books on Westmorland Road?

[ex_pat_magpie]

Did his dad used to own Sven Adult Books on Westmorland Road?

Is that one of your old haunts.

[Zippity]

Is that one of your old haunts.

Think I was about 8 when it was around so...maybe not

[ex_pat_magpie]

So not an early starter then.

[bix01]

Did his dad used to own Sven Adult Books on Westmorland Road?

Haha, I remember walking past that on day release to Newcastle College. A bloke from Shilbottle left our workplace years ago so they got him a blow up sheep from there I gather!

[bix01]

Apparently it didn’t last the night, got back to his local, pîssed and antagonised someone with it so they burst it with a lit cigarette

[toptoon]

Did his dad used to own Sven Adult Books on Westmorland Road?

😆

It’s certainly a name that sits quite nicely with ‘Ben Dover’. The mackems’ll have a field day if we sign him.

[Scott Kirkland]

We should also sign Sven Kums from Ghent,

[Zippity]

Apparently it didn’t last the night, got back to his local, pîssed and antagonised someone with it so they burst it with a lit cigarette

Good job they didn't buy him inflatable shoes from Holland otherwise he'd have popped his clogs.