Friday fun

[South Coast Miller]

[Scum-Triumphant]

This joke works better when said aloud.


A man called Simon goes on "Stars in Their Eyes" and Matthew Kelly notices he's in a wheelchair.

Matthew asks, "What happened?"

"I was in a car crash with my uncle. He died and I had to have my legs amputated. But they saved my uncle's legs and grafted them onto me. In six months' time I will be able to walk again"

"That's amazing!" says Matthew. "Who are you going to be for us tonight then?"

"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be.......Simon and half uncle!"

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Hilarious

[millertop]

[Nardendee]

This joke works better when said aloud.


A man called Simon goes on "Stars in Their Eyes" and Matthew Kelly notices he's in a wheelchair.

Matthew asks, "What happened?"

"I was in a car crash with my uncle. He died and I had to have my legs amputated. But they saved my uncle's legs and grafted them onto me. In six months' time I will be able to walk again"

"That's amazing!" says Matthew. "Who are you going to be for us tonight then?"

"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be.......Simon and half uncle!"

🤣🤣🤣love it.

[Scum-Triumphant]

An Englishman, an Indian and an American walk into a bar … “usual, Mr Sunak?” says the barman.’

[CASPER-64-FRANK]

I'm getting annoyed with people moaning about the cost of things.....

£3.50 for a coffee.. £3.00 for a tea...... £2.50 for a cupcake.....

If I hear any more complaints I'll stop inviting people round.!!