A quote from Richard Money is his barely contained rage after a game. A rage that seemed to have no limit, it boiled on forever.

Those eyes............ ARRRRGGHHHHH.

Ipswich away, your not really going are you? The entertainment value will be zero. It does pose a philosophical question, would a Cambridge game be better without halftime, or halftime without a game?

Without a game, but having a halftime, you can turn up at Portman Road, spend fif**** minutes having a cup of tea, then go home, sounds ideal to me.

I might even go. It wont take up a day.

Another reason to go would be like going to a funeral, to check if United are dead. Dont bother, there are still signs of life. You could stay home and turn on the vacuum, it will be more entertaining than watching a slow kebab.

Are Cambridge fans akin to Tallulah Bankhead.? On having life saving surgery for venereal disease, she spoke to the surgeon saying" dont think that has taught me a lesson".

I have to say yes, that if you look at attendance figures, people still go. Watching a Cambridge game is the same as hoovering up, or scraping away accumulated grunge from the innards of the female body. Not only do they go, but hand over hard cash, having worked for it.

They say that doing the same thing over and over, expecting a different result is madness.

Going to Ipswich and expecting a result , and watching Cambridge games generally, is high ranking lunacy, craziness, over the top optimism, singing its a wonderful life by Lois Armstrong, or whatever it was called, while being dissected by a nazi doctor, concentrating on your teeth, or lower regions.

Or both, plus your eyes for fun.

Gerald of Mortomley.