I didn't write this...

[sinkov]

...but I could have done.

"WELL, that’s it. We’re utterly bonkers, stark staring mad. The country has lost its collective marbles.

Can you hear that sound? It’s the overture to World War III and it’s been playing for some time. And what are we doing? Are we girding up our loins, redoubling our armed forces and singing the National Anthem morning, noon and night? Of course not! Egged on by the hysterical and petulant mass media and paralysed by our mental incapacity, we are baying for the Prime Minister’s resignation because he ate a piece of birthday cake given to him by the colleagues he worked with all day long.

Britain has become an open-air lunatic asylum. Antisocial imbeciles lie down in the middle of the M25 and hold up the traffic, causing havoc in the transportation and distribution of essential supplies, preventing ambulances getting critically ill patients to hospital – all in the cause of a psychotic delusion about changes in the weather. Throw them in the back of dustcarts and deposit them in the cells then? No: instead, district court judge Stephen Leake publicly praises them.

A 6ft 3in man decides to call himself a woman so he can compete in women’s swimming events. And this loopy, narcissistic, fraudulent performance is of the sort described last week by Rowan Williams, former Archbishop of Canterbury, as ‘a sacred journey’.

Last year schools in the Midlands banned the game of conkers, and this year there are health warnings about dangerous daffodils.

A council in Gloucestershire tried to ban the Cooper’s Hill cheese-rolling competition because it was ‘possibly injurious to health’.

‘Health correspondents’ fill page after page in he newspapers with new wheezes to cure ‘the obesity crisis.’ In a sane world, people would be told, ‘If you’re too fat, eat less!’ In fact, in a sane world, they wouldn’t even have to be told. Are there no scales? Are there no tape-measures? Instead, restaurants are being urged to list the calories in every dish on the menu. Millions stuff themselves day in, day out with junk so sugary and vile as to put you off eating for ever.

We have buses for babies which say on the front, ‘Sorry, I’m not in service.’

A clothing retailer was forced to withdraw its advert showing a white girl with her arm on a black girl’s head. The absurd charge was ‘racism’ – despite the fact that the juxtaposition of the two girls was innocent, affectionate even. And, for heaven’s sake, they were sisters!

Rickets is making a comeback because the health police command we stay out of the sun.

A footballer kicks his cat and instantly it becomes national news.

What drives folks to take endless photos of themselves? And of their lunch?

Why is everyone uttering drivelling inanities on the mobile phone all the time?

Round at a friend’s the other week and sitting in the smallest room in the house, I glanced idly at the wrapper on the packet of loo rolls which gave me instructions on the correct way to wipe my bottom.

The engines of world war are rumbling ever more loudly, but we ignore them and concentrate what’s left of our feeble minds on lunacies such as I have just mentioned. And I might have filled a whole book with a list of even more obscene nonsenses.

But what’s the point? I’ve done this many times before, and no one takes a blind bit of notice.

War is coming, a bloody big war, a war such as we haven’t seen since 1945. Maybe it won’t be long before we start chucking nuclear weapons around. No doubt every intercontinental ballistic missile will carry a warning: ‘May damage your health’.

We don’t deserve to survive.

Writing about our upcoming Armageddon made me hungry, so I picked up some peanuts. It said on the packet ‘contains nuts’. So does Britain, mate. Innumerable nuts."

[army88]

...but I could have done.

"WELL, that’s it. We’re utterly bonkers, stark staring mad. The country has lost its collective marbles.

Can you hear that sound? It’s the overture to World War III and it’s been playing for some time. And what are we doing? Are we girding up our loins, redoubling our armed forces and singing the National Anthem morning, noon and night? Of course not! Egged on by the hysterical and petulant mass media and paralysed by our mental incapacity, we are baying for the Prime Minister’s resignation because he ate a piece of birthday cake given to him by the colleagues he worked with all day long.

Britain has become an open-air lunatic asylum. Antisocial imbeciles lie down in the middle of the M25 and hold up the traffic, causing havoc in the transportation and distribution of essential supplies, preventing ambulances getting critically ill patients to hospital – all in the cause of a psychotic delusion about changes in the weather. Throw them in the back of dustcarts and deposit them in the cells then? No: instead, district court judge Stephen Leake publicly praises them.

A 6ft 3in man decides to call himself a woman so he can compete in women’s swimming events. And this loopy, narcissistic, fraudulent performance is of the sort described last week by Rowan Williams, former Archbishop of Canterbury, as ‘a sacred journey’.

Last year schools in the Midlands banned the game of conkers, and this year there are health warnings about dangerous daffodils.

A council in Gloucestershire tried to ban the Cooper’s Hill cheese-rolling competition because it was ‘possibly injurious to health’.

‘Health correspondents’ fill page after page in he newspapers with new wheezes to cure ‘the obesity crisis.’ In a sane world, people would be told, ‘If you’re too fat, eat less!’ In fact, in a sane world, they wouldn’t even have to be told. Are there no scales? Are there no tape-measures? Instead, restaurants are being urged to list the calories in every dish on the menu. Millions stuff themselves day in, day out with junk so sugary and vile as to put you off eating for ever.

We have buses for babies which say on the front, ‘Sorry, I’m not in service.’

A clothing retailer was forced to withdraw its advert showing a white girl with her arm on a black girl’s head. The absurd charge was ‘racism’ – despite the fact that the juxtaposition of the two girls was innocent, affectionate even. And, for heaven’s sake, they were sisters!

Rickets is making a comeback because the health police command we stay out of the sun.

A footballer kicks his cat and instantly it becomes national news.

What drives folks to take endless photos of themselves? And of their lunch?

Why is everyone uttering drivelling inanities on the mobile phone all the time?

Round at a friend’s the other week and sitting in the smallest room in the house, I glanced idly at the wrapper on the packet of loo rolls which gave me instructions on the correct way to wipe my bottom.

The engines of world war are rumbling ever more loudly, but we ignore them and concentrate what’s left of our feeble minds on lunacies such as I have just mentioned. And I might have filled a whole book with a list of even more obscene nonsenses.

But what’s the point? I’ve done this many times before, and no one takes a blind bit of notice.

War is coming, a bloody big war, a war such as we haven’t seen since 1945. Maybe it won’t be long before we start chucking nuclear weapons around. No doubt every intercontinental ballistic missile will carry a warning: ‘May damage your health’.

We don’t deserve to survive.

Writing about our upcoming Armageddon made me hungry, so I picked up some peanuts. It said on the packet ‘contains nuts’. So does Britain, mate. Innumerable nuts."

Brilliant Sinkov - every word of it true

[Supersub6]

It is brilliant, however, as the author says, they have left lots out which means it is quite restrained. Thanks for that sinkov.

[Swissclaret]

Sadly too true. As I think you have said, sinkov, the lunatics are running the asylum now. Let’s not even go to the question of how you define a woman. I’ll leave that to braver men than I.

[Norder]

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it all part of the a'genda....the big squeeze, interfere with personal choice, manipulate the narrative, distort truth/reality, confuse, weaken, blame and divide etc - anything to distract and shift the focus from the bloodline power families and their goal of establishing their New World Order...and what of the ant workers, who over the centuries allowed themselves to be used and abused for the purpose of the growth targets of a ruling minority - who have little need for us, as we know it, being we've built the Tech to fill the space we'll soon vacate..and again, when exactly was the debate ? when were we asked our opinion ?...were we ever.

Yuval Noah Harari


....What to Do With All of These Useless People?




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[Norder]

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end of the day, we do it to ourselves....

this guy walks the streets with fake petitions - just to prove how fruitloop the general population is.



and if that wasn't mental enough for you....check this out - "save the triceratops"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFuFqA4CG78



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[The Bedlington Terrier]

We have a Prime Minister who shows absolute contempt for the law of this land, contempt for the electorate of the United Kingdom and blatant disdain for those who are tasked with upholding the law.

The only thing he can tackle is a Japanese schoolboy. We have no leadership, no moral compass, no Kings, no Kennedys or Mandelas. The best we can aspire to is enjoy what time we have left, because I 100% believe not many of us will survive on this magnificent planet for much longer.

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[sinkov]

We have a Prime Minister who shows absolute contempt for the law of this land,

An utter contempt for half-baked regulations foisted upon us at great expense, under pressure from Mad Scientists and their inevitably 100% wrong forecasts, authoritarian politicians, and a BDS infected, compliant Lefty media. Good for him, I had the same contempt for the pantomime, a man after my own heart is Boris. We need a few more like him.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

An utter contempt for half-baked regulations foisted upon us at great expense, under pressure from Mad Scientists and their inevitably 100% wrong forecasts, authoritarian politicians, and a BDS infected, compliant Lefty media. Good for him, I had the same contempt for the pantomime, a man after my own heart is Boris. We need a few more like him.

If you’re defending a PM who makes draconian new Covid laws and then personally breaks them, I’m seriously afraid your moral compass is totally shot mon ami.

[sinkov]

FFS, there's a war on mon ami, ordinary men, women and children are being killed in their own homes, hospitals and schools are being bombed, a European country is being destroyed in front of our eyes by the Red Army, and all some morons can do is wibble on about Boris and whether he ate some lemon drizzle cake and sipped a glass of Prosecco.

"We’re utterly bonkers, stark staring mad. The country has lost its collective marbles. Britain has become an open-air lunatic asylum."

Lefties eh, fellow travellers my dad called them, Russian shills I'd call them, do they still sing 'We'll keep the Red Flag flying here' at party conferences, or have they dropped that for shame ? Piano wire and lamp posts are the best solution imo.