With the above now on prime time, why stop there? Its ManC v ManU all over again ad infinitum. And the rest, dont you ever get fed up with it?

We could have leagues and world cups for women, transgender, lesbians, gays, under 90s, 89s 88s 87s 86s 85s, etc.

Disabilities, all of varying types, at different levels, for dwarfs, conservatives, Labour, etc, all of the above of different nationalities.

The problem is that if England get to a fraction of the finals, Wembley will be holding games from friday lunchtime to the following monday or tuesday at 90 minute intervals constantly.

And that would be just one weekend.

With pressure groups hassling for a new world cup for one eyed serbs that fought in Bosnia.

Lets face it, tv has a lot of airtime to fill, you cant go wrong filming hot babes trying to kick a ball around. Why bother with kit?, thats what i want to know.