There is a new addition to horror film genre that makes the above look like kittens. When you get a close up of a volumous behind, bouncing, waving, like reeds in a wind, even Kong would walk away.

Nothing could indent that, not even a nuclear bomb. If it fell on you, your life expectancy would be as long as it took to exhale, inhaling would be impossible with that weight on your chest. So what could it be? its the rear end of an english ladies rugby player, and a french one, and some scots.

See how im not racist?

Im sure when Zimbabwe play, they will have someone with a butt that looks like an entrance of a train tunnel. Got to be fair.

Talking about horror, something ghastly is about to happen at the Abbey today........