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Thread: Boris pulls out of leadership race after Shoigu rang Wallace about dirty bomb.......

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    Boris pulls out of leadership race after Shoigu rang Wallace about dirty bomb.......

    Today the Russian Defence Minister Shoigu first called the French Defence Minister, then the Turkish Defence Minister, then in the afternoon Ben Wallace and finally Lloyd Austin.
    The Russians have evidence which proves that the Ukrainians are in the final stages of producing a dirty bomb.The evidence shows that the British supplied the knowhow and Ben Wallace is implicated-thereby Blowjob also.
    The Kyiv Institute for Nuclear Research received fissionable material from the Eastern Mining and Processing Plant in Zhovti Vody and nuclear weapon components from Ben Wallace of the UK Ministry of Defense - in total breech of the Non Proliferation Treaty (not to mention being a crime against humanity and other international law). You may recall the hoax phonecall to Mr.Wallace back in late March in which he basically admitted to a plan to provide Ukraine with nuclear capabilities, so this has been planned from the very beginning.
    Do you remember Wallace`s unscheduled urgent trip last week to meet with Austin in person in Washington?
    Apparently Wallace immediately offered to help mediate a peace settlement.
    Then a few hours later Blowjob pulls out of the leadership race......
    These fecking lunatics actually think nuclear war with Russia is a good idea!!!!!
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    So Ukraine is planning to nuke Russia, one of the world's nuclear superpowers, a country with around 6,000 nuclear warheads, more than even the USA ?

    Hmmm, this does seem rather improbable to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    So Ukraine is planning to nuke Russia, one of the world's nuclear superpowers, a country with around 6,000 nuclear warheads, more than even the USA ?

    Hmmm, this does seem rather improbable to me.
    I suggest sinkov Vlad the Impaler phoned Boris and suggested he dropped out of the Leadership race as he (Putin) has a far greater chance of leading the Conservatives to a decisive election victory. After all he has a 77% approval rating and the only credible opposition in Russia is either dead, in prison, in exile or just plain vanished off the face of the earth. Why has this story not even been picked up by the Guardian? Utterly shameful.

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    Unless the Ukrainians don't want Kiev looking like Nagasaki in 1945, I'd advise them to carry on going to war in their Vauxhall Astras.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    So Ukraine is planning to nuke Russia, one of the world's nuclear superpowers, a country with around 6,000 nuclear warheads, more than even the USA ?

    Hmmm, this does seem rather improbable to me.
    Improbable as it may sound to you sinkov when my copy of Komsomolskaya dropped through my letterbox this bright Monday morning its lead article carried conformation that the Ukraine is indeed building a dirty bomb which it plans to explode in one of its cities and then blame Russia. It is for humanitarian reasons therefore that Russia is evacuating tens of thousands of former Ukrainian citizens to places of safety in the Motherland.

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    I think this is just another one of Baldrick's cunning plans to get the EU and NATO jumping around a bit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by outwoodclaret View Post
    Improbable as it may sound to you sinkov when my copy of Komsomolskaya dropped through my letterbox this bright Monday morning its lead article carried conformation that the Ukraine is indeed building a dirty bomb which it plans to explode in one of its cities and then blame Russia. It is for humanitarian reasons therefore that Russia is evacuating tens of thousands of former Ukrainian citizens to places of safety in the Motherland.
    So, you too read the "European" edition (Komsomolskaya Pravda v Europe), aimed in particular at the Russian diaspora in Germany, us fellow Commies, trained lawyers, & Burnley fans as well as Russian-speaking tourists on the Croatian Adriatic coast. It is also widely distributed in several EU countries; indeed a special Baltic-region edition is available in Latvia, Estonia, and Finland. I'm telling you this Sir Outwood so you will never not hear the Kremlin propaganda machine in action.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    So Ukraine is planning to nuke Russia, one of the world's nuclear superpowers, a country with around 6,000 nuclear warheads, more than even the USA ?

    Hmmm, this does seem rather improbable to me.
    A dirty bomb is not an atomic bomb Sinkov.It is a conventional bomb which is in a container with radioactive material which is then dispersed over a large area.I think it is very possible with the nazis in Kiev.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
    Unless the Ukrainians don't want Kiev looking like Nagasaki in 1945, I'd advise them to carry on going to war in their Vauxhall Astras.
    I had overlooked this aspect of it in my first post mon ami, it's a battlefield nuclear warhead they're apparently developing, and as the battlefield is actually Ukraine, I was wrong, they're not planning to nuke Russia, they're going to nuke their own country. Well yes, of course they are.

    And there was me thinking that your insistence last week that BFC, the division's top scorers by a country mile, had a firepower problem, was the most ludicrous thread of the year, when this comes along to top it. So it's a two horse race now for the year's daftest idea, BFC don't score enough goals, or Ukraine are planning to nuke their own country, the only thing that could rival them would be if some one suggested Boris was going to be elected Tory leader and thus PM again, but no one could dream up anything that daft could they.....................oh hang on.

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