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  1. #1
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    Good News

    I have seen the light thanks to you boys and am joining the red woke revolution. And it will benefit you. I have looked up a surgeon in Los Angeles who will transform me into a woke icon.

    I am going to have my skin shot blasted so i look like a miner coming out of a cage having spent eight hours at a coal face, a body shot blast. My hair will be afro, he can do that too. Heres the good bit, im having a s ex change. Im going to have boob ies like barrage balloons. My new wotsit can accomodate whatever gets shoved.

    And i am inviting you to a party. I will be booking a room in Carlisles best hotel, bring a bottle.

    I have already started lifting weights, so i can grip my ankles for as long as it takes. Whos coming, and id like to ask will you come to the party?

    6eq, griff, cayambe, stefan, blackdog, croc perth, must come. The other readers who dont post can attend to.

    Should be a good night and next day.

  2. #2
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    The far right are doing their best to be sarcastic about 'woke' but such attempts are met with derision by anyone with any common sense.

    The actual meaning is that it refers to being aware or well informed in a political or cultural sense and additionally a woke person actually gives a f­uck about something other than his / her own selfish interests.

  3. #3
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    I want to refer you too desantis, the mayor of Florida, and how he handles woke. Are you coming?

  4. #4
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    I do not give a f­uck what he says. The meaning of the word 'woke' is as I have shown above. The Conservative far right are making idiots of themselves about it.

  5. #5
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    Where is Carlilse?

  6. #6
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    Near Rochdadle

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