O/T Stupid Christmas Presents

[phild]

Electric toothbrushes. Guaranteed you will stop using em after a month. Water flossers, bloody stupid. You need a raincoat to use one.

[WBA1955]

Someone bought me a flux capacitor some time ago, I still haven't done anything with it.

[mickd1961]

Most presents are wasted on me.

I hate peoples buying me clothes, 99% of the time I hate what I’m bought.

I hate being bought novelty tat type presents.

I’ve requested no presents for Xmas this year, i would rather a donation be made to a homeless charity with what was going to be spent on me.

[Dubbag]

For once warm socks might be a good buy for people....Hmmmmmmmm

[phild]

Those experience vouchers are naff as well. I had one a few years back it was for a 5 mile trip for two in a helicopter. You'll never ever get me up in one of them, flippin evil things. Needless to say I never used it and I couldn't even give it away.

[mickd1961]

I used to buy my mum the stuff advertised every Xmas on TV as a “must not miss”😎

I remember buying her a plunger that diced up multiple vegetables when I was 11.

Always known how to treat a woman!🤣

[Joy_Division]

The wife bought me a balloon trip one time. I told her the day it was supposed to happen they had messaged me to say the weather was too windy to fly. Then I let it lapse past the use by date. Did not have the heart to tell her I thought it was sh*t.

[kettering_baggie]

My wife once gave me a voucher for a stock car racing session, that was good fun. My daughter bought me an early Christmas presa couple of weeks ago, she and I went to Alton Towers for a day of riding the rollercoasters, including riding them in the dark! Great fun; Nemesis five times, Galactica four times, The Wicker Man four times, Rita, Oblivion, The Smiler three times, the Runaway Mine Train, Thir**** twice. Love it.

[baggieal]

Most presents are wasted on me.

I hate peoples buying me clothes, 99% of the time I hate what I’m bought.

I hate being bought novelty tat type presents.

I’ve requested no presents for Xmas this year, i would rather a donation be made to a homeless charity with what was going to be spent on me.

You should let people buy you clothes for f uck sake! The owner of the Vine was about to do a whip round when he saw your attire on entry!

Might buy you some cool chinos when you visit on the 27th December as no scruffy c unts are allowed in our town 😂

[mickd1961]

You should let people buy you clothes for f uck sake! The owner of the Vine was about to do a whip round when he saw your attire on entry!

Might buy you some cool chinos when you visit on the 27th December as no scruffy c unts are allowed in our town 😂

I think you’ll find you’re inhabiting “my town”, foreigners are always outsiders!

Chinos FFS........the mark of the man who’s given up and let his wife dress him with M&S saddo f Jung clothes.

I was wearing Ralph Lauren tracksters and a Tommy Hilfiger jacket on Saturday which proves you need glasses you dithering old t w a t!