Friday night joke thread

[howdydoo]

My favourite 2022 funny pic …….

[howdydoo]

…. and spot on.

[Brin]

…… and overpaid

Freaky f.ucker who spends time with his ex wife and her husband in the states for a holiday at their home annually? He says it’s a mutual understanding,

Likewise she hooks up with him for Xmas at his home with their kids. Not with her hubby though.

[Ronners]

A study has shown that men, on average, have s.e.x. 60 times a year. I won't be posting any jokes for the next few days as apparently I'm going to be very busy.

[Ronners]

I was going to give up s.e.x.ual innuendos as a New Year's resolution, but its really hard to not keep sliding one in.

[howdydoo]

[Ericsladkilnhurst]

With the cost of gas & electric, we have been having Boil in the Bag meals.

Today we had Testicle soup.








I start the skin grafts at Pinderfields on Monday.

[fivetide]

Lionel Messi approaches a woman in a bar and says "Get your coat love you've pulled."

She replies, "you're a little forward aren't you?"

[Brin]

🤣🤣 love em all… that’s the spirit let’s have a laugh as there’s too much s.hite happening in this world right now.

[Ronners]

I know why they call Sheffield Wednesday the Owls. I went to one of their Legends games and listened as they announced every player Who?Who?Who?