Rishi has finally got Brexit done, the dawn of a new era of co-operation with our friends in the EU as they have bent over backwards to compromise and give us what we want in N Ireland. At least that's what it says if you read the guff emanating from 10 Downing St.

Some journos are reading the French version of the text and saying it reads completely differently. When you study the small print, their negotiators have been far too clever for us, and we've been stitched up like a kipper.

Again.