Even Daily Distress readers are near to meltdown...

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknew...904ce828&ei=18

I'll get my half-penneth in now and then bugger off on holiday until it's all over. Moan all we want but we are all still expected to get down on one knee, cream our kecks because a German speaking German with a gin swilling, fag smoking adulterous bitch of a wife are getting all dressed up and swanning around London in carriages wearing crowns for their big day.

Not on my watch they are not.