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Having some renovations done to Casa BDB, chose the new living room / dining room furniture a few weeks back. Got dragged out by Mrs BDB yesterday 🤨… picked carpet & new flooring for the downstairs WC.. went back to Oak & chose a 3 & 2 seat settee.. as we had premium delivery option no more cost to add things on… delivery time has gone from the 19th May to the 1st August 🤬
Choose a different one love?? NO…. Ok
Came to the payment screen & she said your paying…..grrrrr
Called for a drink on the way home & she said any ideas for your birthday?
2 seconds later… yes love… a ****ing settee 😎
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Ohhhh,that's what you was on about last night,I couldn't make head nor tail of it when you was pissed up 🍻Originally Posted by Blackdogblue
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Sorry mate… was suffering from open wallet surgery & Mrs BDB having a pint of Taddy in the Dog… must be 5+ years since she graced the place 😀
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Really ****ed off now… because of 🐶…
Apparently I should have used Silk rather than Matt emulsion so have to give it a 4th coat so it is cleanable … anyone want an English Springer Spaniel 🤷*♂️
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What are you doing painting your dog whether it's matt or silk?
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Anyone remember those 'hilarious' adverts where the wiser, older Oak Furniture Land bloke took the piss out of the younger one for being thick? Banging on his head and getting a wood sound etc.
Still, got to be better than that **** who sells windows on the adverts 'I say you buy one, you get one free' yes him.
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