https://www.themag.co.uk/2023/09/bbc...d-united-epic/

My fav comments:

‘Tomorrow on the BBC… ‘Newcastle scrape fortunate win against Sheffield United to take pressure off Eddie Howe’
- Very drole

‘To be honest as a Sheff Utd fan, over 90 mins I think Newcastle just about edged it.’
- Class bit of South Yorkshire humour

‘Well, that was brutal. Ruthless, clinical, ultra-professional. Welcome back the team of last season – I’ve missed you. Note to Gareth Southgate: if Whitley Bay born Elliot Anderson decides he’s English, Newcastle fielded NINE England qualified players today.’
- Only Trippier (because he was in the England team before he joined us), Wilson because even a footballing incompetent like SouthClown can see what a potent goal scorer he is & Pope (who has recently been dropped - Quelle Surprise!) make the England squad.

However, when Toney is back from his ban, SouthClown will swap Wilson for Toney 100%. So we'll be back down to 1 player, when we could indeed see with Willock back fit almost an entire NUFC England team. We wouldn't do worse that what SouthClown puts together normally if it was the case.