How to remove bad luck

[Woodypie]

I think it was Barry Fry that urinated on all four corner flags at Saint Andrew's to successfully end a losing streak. Salt over left shoulders, realigning team shakras, rabbits feet, burning sage around the stadium - anybody have any ideas what the club or fans could do to change our bad luck?

[slack_pie]

Perhaps some kind of exorcism needs to be performed in the centre circle to remove the gypsy curse? Surely that'll be more cost-effective than signing better defenders.

[Woodypie]

Perhaps some kind of exorcism needs to be performed in the centre circle to remove the gypsy curse? Surely that'll be more cost-effective than signing better defenders.

Derby did that when at Baseball ground and after a ball mysteriously burst at kick off they went on to win 4-1 and avoid relegation. Might be worth a look?

[slack_pie]

Derby did that when at Baseball ground and after a ball mysteriously burst at kick off they went on to win 4-1 and avoid relegation. Might be worth a look?

Could be, but I think all this is beyond our control. It's the universe evening things out. We had a thoroughly enjoyable season last year and actually won a penalty shootout at Wembley. Now we must suffer.

[BanjoPie]

I think it was Barry Fry that urinated on all four corner flags at Saint Andrew's to successfully end a losing streak. Salt over left shoulders, realigning team shakras, rabbits feet, burning sage around the stadium - anybody have any ideas what the club or fans could do to change our bad luck?

Stopping the doomsayers with negative thoughts and comments from attending matches should work!!!

[forwardmagpie]

I think it was Barry Fry that urinated on all four corner flags at Saint Andrew's to successfully end a losing streak. Salt over left shoulders, realigning team shakras, rabbits feet, burning sage around the stadium - anybody have any ideas what the club or fans could do to change our bad luck?

Or when in doubt kick the ball into row Z

[Woodypie]

I briefly dated a Danish girl in the 80s and the Danes have lots of traditional good luck lore. Maybe Bros didn't jump off a chair just as the New Year bongs started or didn't kick a black cat out of a barrel just before Christmas. Or, as in the song, maybe there is a lonely magpie at Meadow Lane that needs a friend for us all to be joyful.

[Woodypie]

Stopping the doomsayers with negative thoughts and comments from attending matches should work!!!

Maybe, but it would have the crowd. Alternatively, we could all be given rose-tinted glasses to watch the match!

[since41]

I briefly dated a Danish girl in the 80s and the Danes have lots of traditional good luck lore. Maybe Bros didn't jump off a chair just as the New Year bongs started or didn't kick a black cat out of a barrel just before Christmas. Or, as in the song, maybe there is a lonely magpie at Meadow Lane that needs a friend for us all to be joyful.

Gee's could t you find owt younger mate.

[lunaspie]

Gee's could t you find owt younger mate.

She must have been an old krone.