Monk wants a lot more signings, he knows the club are deficient, best of luck with that.

He should resign immediately he had rehabbed himself. His resignation should go something like this.

For gods sake, i kept Cambridge up last season, only a god could do that, and yes, here i am. Most Cambridge players have a problem, they cant play, wot am i to do?

Manage failure?

And then get blamed, like all Cambridge managers?


Even a god can only go so far without wearing out miracles, and by gum, i used up mine last season. I watch the players train, and with Euell we laugh.

Monk is bright, he will identify with this, he knows whats possible and what isnt.

Maybe there is another exit route like faking illness, fall to the ground with two pencils up his nose. Then quit on health grounds, then miraculously recover about January, and start applying for championship jobs.

When United lose 4-0 at Stockport he will start thinking along these lines, to stay at Cambridge is professional suicide.

As it is with the fans. Why? The club is a disaster.