When I was a kid Frank there was a record that always got played on a Sunday morning that I used to love all about the reason that a building site worker wasn’t coming in that day,the story centred around a wheelbarrow of bricks that fell onto the unfortunate worker but can I find it anywhere,can I chuff

I’ve worked out that the song was called Dear Boss but all of the versions that I’ve seen on YouTube are sung but the version I can remember was spoken as though reading out the sick note out aloud,do you remember hearing it or even better who it was by,it’s doing my head in now