Right Wing January signings, Mitchell's Statement of intent

[Ragatino]

Alreet bonny lads and lasses, how's it gan?


We've seen the monster Joelinton do a great job at RW last match, swapping with Gordon as we won well at the City Ground.

However, we've all picked the bones out of our current crop of Right Wing incumbents. In summary, they're good lads but ultimately Shyte!

As I've made clear I wouldn't wipe my backside with most of the printed media garbage about players coming in or the endless obsession of hacks desperate to unsettle Isak and move him to Arsenal, Liverpool, Man U etc etc blah blah blah.

That said, we do need to upgrade that right wing position.

We do need to bring in a young quality player with a world class potential to match Gordon on the left and compliment Isak up top.

In dispatches these days are these lot.

Rayan Cherki is on the market due to the infinite stupidity of the French FA and the loss of 50% in TV revenue placing most of the clubs in Ligue Un in threat of bankruptcy. (haha boo hoo couldn't happen to a nicer set of arrogant pr!cks). Where are UEFA with the sanctions? Where is the torrents of complaints from Real Madrid & the other cartel members, you ask?

No where is where, those vultures are circling to wounded beasts looking to pick the carcasses clean!

I have no idea about this guy's attitude but he's got all the attributes to become a world class.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fTsQXtb3bk

He has a whiff of Ben Arfa about him, two footed, loves that Right hand side, specialises in beating his man on the outside and getting a ball in. Whilst, also having the ability to cut in on the his left and deliver quality. Also has that arrogance and quality to unlock a defence that has parked the bus, sitting deep. Something we desperately need on those days when teams turn up too afraid to come at us.

Rayan Cherki - Available for £25million
https://www.sofascore.com/player/cherki-rayan/979128

Ardu Guler - The Turkish messi is completely overlooked at Madrid. With Kevin Flappy turning up from PSG he's not getting a game. His Dad's his agent and our conversation with him when he was leaving Turkey ended when his Dad asked of £10million in fees.

No doubt the auld fella will be expecting another massive sweetener but this kid no doubt has the chops to be a world class player. At 19 he's an Eddie Howe dream signing.

Will it happen? Loan, maybe but we don't seem to be in the business of loaning players. Not against that ethos tbh. So will a signing happen? 95% no but would be mint.

Ardu Guler - Not playing - Value £45million
https://www.sofascore.com/player/arda-guler/1091116

Geovany Quenda, the Latest hype job out of Portugal. £90million mooted as his release clause will go for around 1/3 of that but untested outside of Portugal. Dunno much about this lad other than he's getting the same treatment as that Leni Yoro fella got. The Football Sun shineth from his backside!

Geovany Quenda - Latest hype job out of Portugal
https://www.sofascore.com/player/geovany-quenda/1403165

Roger Fernandes - Last seasons Portuguese hype job. The Braga boy who was Yankuba Minteh before Minteh was Minteh. This season less has been said about the kid and he's just doing an average job in an average league.

Roger Fernandes - Last seasons Portuguese hype job
https://www.transfermarkt.com/roger/...spieler/906329


If I had a choice and all were available I'd go for the Turk, Guler, the lads' mint. However, Cherki's a superb player with more experience, game time and a potential bargain.

Over to you Mr Mitchell to start to make the fans go WOOOOOW!

[Tutfoster1892]

I'd go with either Nigel Farage or Tommy Robinson..

no better right wing than those 2

[Ragatino]

I'd go with either Nigel Farage or Tommy Robinson..

no better right wing than those 2

Boom Tutfoster ladies and gents... He's here all week, try the soup! (round of applause!)

Farage doesn't have the legs mate. Injury record is worse than Wilson! haha

Yaxley-Lennon's a non-starter. He's still in a contractual dispute with Luton

[Zippity]

Boom Tutfoster ladies and gents... He's here all week, try the soup! (round of applause!)

Farage doesn't have the legs mate. Injury record is worse than Wilson! haha

Yaxley-Lennon's a non-starter. He's still in a contractual dispute with Luton

Plus, the horrible, little sh!te only gets an hour's exercise a day currently. Bwa ha has!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Still be fitter than Shola ever was, mind! 😳

[Ragatino]

Johan Bakayoko's name has been added to the mix.

https://www.caughtoffside.com/2024/1...kayoko-report/


Cherki's Agent doing the rounds stoking the media fire through the mouth breathers in the slack media

https://nufcfeed.com/newcastle-unite...ry-move-946491

[Zippity]

Wonder how the new APT rules might affect our January spending...

[Ragatino]

Wonder how the new APT rules might affect our January spending...

I want to see what Kieran Maguire has to say about it next week on 'The Price of Football' Podcast.