Let's all laugh at Hearts (MkII)

[NaeMairNeeps]

Unable tae find the original thread ... please link if you can do better ... but if there was ever a better time tae revive this thread, it was a good wee while ago

Onywye, Ah'm revivin'/resurrectin this thread because Ah'm hearin 'whispers' that they might be a few quid short o' bein', like, outwith the margins of error, ... skint!

Seein' as we like a good laugh, should we maybe dae a wee whip round tae keep them goin' a wee bit langer?

[57vintage]

They could sell Shankland’s deformed Dr Who alien heid to the Easter Islands cooncil. I believe they’re rotting away. Like Hearts, the Argos Hun w@nkers.

[Bojangles9]

Excellent thread but be fair now they’ve only played 5 games. Oh no wait they’ve actually played 6. It’s us that’s a game in hand


Just the 14 (FOURT EEN) points ahead of them.

Hahhahahahahahahah glorious.

I wonder if Cent & Boom still lurk in here? Nae luck.

[swaddon2]

Aye, but we've only played "easy teams". And we have the easiest of all next Saturday.

[Don Julio]

They won’t like reading this in their own rag:

https://www.scotsman.com/sport/footb...plause-4801699

[Donanddusted]

They won’t like reading this in their own rag:

https://www.scotsman.com/sport/footb...plause-4801699

As funny as that is to read (especially if reading it to a Hearts fan), I wish the Scottish media would stop all their hype of a team outside the arse cheeks, just because they're on a run.

I'm sure Thelin won't buy into any of their shyte but some of our more over-excited fans may start to.

Anyway, a great result yesterday. Well done lads.

[Bojangles9]

They won’t like reading this in their own rag:

https://www.scotsman.com/sport/footb...plause-4801699

Great link. Turncoat Barron made me laugh. And interesting to read about Shinnie pushing Duk in front of the crowd, he’s a good captain.
But as much as I enjoyed most of that, like Donanddusted cringed at the champions stuff, assume it’s piss taking.

I laugh at the tongue in cheek nature of us singing about winning the league but there will be a few young ones caught up in it.

The media don’t believe it though, it’s just a stick to beat us with down the line.

[Don Julio]

I agree, but take that kind of guff with a barrowload of salt.

[Donanddusted]

The media don’t believe it though, it’s just a stick to beat us with down the line.

Absolutely this.

[TheDeeDon]

Ex Wycombe Wanderers Manager, Gareth Ainsworth, wants the Hearts job so he can "help them regain their identity as Scotland's third force".

To be fair, he would be a perfect fit for their delusional fan base.