United are 10 points adrift of safety, thats a months worth of games.

United will escape bottom if they win them all, and all clubs in and around the bottom, theres that word again, dont win one, or gain a point. In a month.

How likely is that?, United must win saturday, MUST, drawing is to slip even more into the mire.

Winning is one in three, even looking at it like that makes it hopeless. All mistakes, luck, during games must go in Uniteds favour till May.

The Lincoln keeper must chuck the ball in his own net several times, Birmigham Citys team must suffer mass food poisoning, which wont be hard if they go to KFC for a pre match meal.

Ive taken up writing lyrics for pop music.Ive put words to Romeo and Juliet by Dire Straights, so relevant.

Its about a man in love......dire straights indeed, like i used to be...with united.

Bottom, bottom bottom bottom

24th 24th 24th 24th, ( its tricky to know how many 24ths to put in.)

Dunce Dunce Dunce Dunce Dunce Dunce Dunce.

Cheap Trash, Cheap Trash Cheap Trash,

I luv Harrogate Railway, da Habbin will be empty.

I luv Morecambe, da Habbin will be empty.

Dis is wot ya get wiv commies

Dis is wot ya get wiv social services not a new Biley.

Note how i worked in the southern accent.

Good ent it? As for attendances, there has indeed been an improvement, but minus away fans, thats always forgotten.

Shulman said something about that, dearie me, how chuffed he was.

Take the game v Why Comb?, 6,800, i dont know how many wycombe had, it was a lot, minus them, its about 5000, 5,500.

There is NO increase in United fans if you compare it with United being in DIv 1 under Docherty.

None, nil, zilch, nudder, nuttin, zip. In the grand scheme of things the increase of a few hundred thats all it is in div1, is NOTHING in the grand sheme of things. NOTHING.

Harrogate Railway coming soon, showing at the Abbey Stadium, get your tickets for that.