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Thread: Candidates for United Post.

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    Candidates for United Post.

    I have several contacts in the offices at United and i can reveal the leading contenders, in no particular order apart from who i think should take over.

    No 1, My all time favourite, takes no prisoners, will blow your head off if you cross him.

    Its Yosemite Sam, the hootiest, tootiest, shootiest gun in the west. I love his face when things go wrong, and they will at United.

    No 2. Tweety Pie. " I thought i saw a puddy cat". Smart, but doesnt seem so. Wont get the job because of that, being saved from relegation would be easy.

    May during games peck at the ground for seeds, or may swing on a swing.

    no 3. Sylvester the cat. Smart, very smart, but always fails, a big plus for United, they always fail. Will try hard, cursing under his breath.

    No 4. Daffy Duck. United need crazed loons, will just being zany cut it though? No.

    No 5. Elmer Fudd, this is more like it, a complete cretin. United through and through, a prime front runner.

    No 6 Porky pig, in the same vein as Elmer, an idiot, neck and neck with Elmer.

    N0 7, Bugs Bunny. clever, quick witted, in the Beck mould, the opposition would be beaten before kick off. Wont fit in under Barry, Barry will feel stupid compared, Bugs is straight, wont wear lipstick, rouge on match days.

    Yosemite is the favourite, god i love that man, no, mr trans, not like that, or any employee at united.

    All will be chuffed Labour are destroying Britain, from within.

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    Nah surely it?s got to be those double dealing do badders Dick Dastardly and Muttly,Dick was based on Terry-Thomas so he would be ideal to do underhand cheating to pull Utd away from drop zone faster than the Mean Machine on a nitrogen boost

    Drat,drat and triple drat
    Last edited by chaincey.ncfc; 19-02-2025 at 03:56 PM.

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