Divot technician

[deecom]

Wonder what qualifications are required to be a Divot Technician at Dens ?

was watching them with their wee poles wi forks on the end, before the game and half time.

that would be a great job for a pensioner is long as you had your City & Guilds ? or do you have to be on the ground staff.!
or go on a training program !!

remember when the divots were put back wi yer feet !

[Returnofrros]

Wonder what qualifications are required to be a Divot Technician at Dens ?

was watching them with their wee poles wi forks on the end, before the game and half time.

that would be a great job for a pensioner is long as you had your City & Guilds ? or do you have to be on the ground staff.!
or go on a training program !!

remember when the divots were put back wi yer feet !

Plenty fuds employed at Dens apparently......get them oot o hospitality and onto the pitch. 😎

[islaydarkblue]

Wonder what qualifications are required to be a Divot Technician at Dens ?

was watching them with their wee poles wi forks on the end, before the game and half time.

that would be a great job for a pensioner is long as you had your City & Guilds ? or do you have to be on the ground staff.!
or go on a training program !!

remember when the divots were put back wi yer feet !

They might be the same people who tried to sweep away the puddles on the Dens Park pitch during the last two seasons.

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Wonder what qualifications are required to be a Divot Technician at Dens ?

was watching them with their wee poles wi forks on the end, before the game and half time.

that would be a great job for a pensioner is long as you had your City & Guilds ? or do you have to be on the ground staff.!
or go on a training program !!

remember when the divots were put back wi yer feet !

Dens is worth more than just heeling in divots - not like it's some crappy golf course. It's a field of dreams and the TLC is deserved.

City & Guilds is a thing of the past, it's all BSc Gender Studies with Management of LGBTQESDFRWE Night Clubs And 'Safe Spaces' now. The Great British education system - building skills for the future.

[islaydarkblue]

Dens is worth more than just heeling in divots - not like it's some crappy golf course. It's a field of dreams and the TLC is deserved.

City & Guilds is a thing of the past, it's all BSc Gender Studies with Management of LGBTQESDFRWE Night Clubs And 'Safe Spaces' now. The Great British education system - building skills for the future.

Companies are binning their inclusive rules and no longer pandering exclusively to the LGBTQ+ mob.

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Companies are binning their inclusive rules and no longer pandering exclusively to the LGBTQ+ mob.

They're not binning it, just rolling it back a bit because they've realised it doesn't benefit them to alienate the huge majority to appease the tiny minority.

I could've told them that right up front if they'd asked.

[islaydarkblue]

They're not binning it, just rolling it back a bit because they've realised it doesn't benefit them to alienate the huge majority to appease the tiny minority.

I could've told them that right up front if they'd asked.

Wee Pat and Lorna Slater of the Scottish Greens are not happy about this.

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Wee Pat and Lorna Slater of the Scottish Greens are not happy about this.

Excellent

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Wee Pat and Lorna Slater of the Scottish Greens are not happy about this.

Aaw what a shame

Pair of total lunatics, I'd like to see them both boil in their own p1sh

[islaydarkblue]

Aaw what a shame

Pair of total lunatics, I'd like to see them both boil in their own p1sh

They are certainly a dangerous pair thanks to Nippy inviting the Scottish Greens to join a power sharing agreement to strengthen her pro independence majority at Holyrood.
In my opinion the Scottish Greens should be changing the name of their political party to the Scottish Anti Business Party.