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    This Barbecue

    Reckon as well as only being allowed a plus one, the Rat will expect the players to bring burgers, sausages, salad and buns along too 😆

    What player is taking what?
    Fernandez will take a a jar of Hellmans? he?s not the real Bruno so he can at least bring the real mayo 😆

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guybrush View Post
    Reckon as well as only being allowed a plus one, the Rat will expect the players to bring burgers, sausages, salad and buns along too ��

    What player is taking what?
    Fernandez will take a a jar of Hellmans? he?s not the real Bruno so he can at least bring the real mayo ��

    I wondered what you were talking about man. haha. Had to google it.

    According to The Sun, there will be no mass celebration in Manchester if United emerge victorious. They say: “United chiefs - or chefs - are reportedly planning a BBQ for one of the most low-key ways a footballing giant has ever marked winning silverware

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    Aye the cnt will hold a vegan BBQ to ssve money.

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    .....what do you think will be on the menu?

    Ideas below.

    Ashworth Burger. Looks good in the pitcure , very expensive but has no taste or substance when you take a bite.

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    Old Trafford Dog. Out of date sausage with bluemolded cheese in a make do, patched up crumbling burger bap. Not even served in a proper hot dog roll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sclox View Post
    Old Trafford Dog. Out of date sausage with bluemolded cheese in a make do, patched up crumbling burger bap. Not even served in a proper hot dog roll.
    It'll be match day left over from the Executive suites. Same as the match day staff get to eat.

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    Drinks served in plastic cups because their keepers can?t be trusted not to drop one

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    Casemiro Cheese Burger: overcooked hamburger topped with past sell buy date cheese slice (only ?75.00 each).

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    Quote Originally Posted by toptoon View Post
    Casemiro Cheese Burger: overcooked hamburger topped with past sell buy date cheese slice (only ?75.00 each).
    Here's a fiver for Sniffo Ferdinose to F**k off and start his whip round to buy the sh1thole.


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