Today's Limerick

[Spuddy Speight]

Ed Miliband is dealing with net zero
He's never been my hero
But hey, good Lord Blunkett
Sir Kier's on a junket
And flown down to Rio De Janeiro

Your welcome.

[Brin]

Anymore Spud?

[Spuddy Speight]

Anymore Spud?

You betcha, Brin.

[UlleyMiller]

I was expecting some commentary on what's changed since the younger days of Frank McCourt, not this...

Hate to say it, and I'm no literature expert, but that's terrible. D-, must try harder

[Spuddy Speight]

Rachel Reeves has been bold
She began by attacking the old
Then attacked the farmer
On behalf of Kier Starmer
She'll not last a year so I'm told

You're welcome.

[UlleyMiller]

Rachel Reeves has been bold
She began by attacking the old
Then attacked the farmer
On behalf of Kier Starmer
She'll not last a year so I'm told

You're welcome.

Better. A bit better.

[Spuddy Speight]

Raynor's hair ought to be in a bun
When she goes for a jog or a run
She often talks tough
When things get rough
But I still think she's loads of fun.

You're welcome.

[Spuddy Speight]

My mate Jimmy Case
Went on a diet at fast pace
He slimmed and he slimmed
He slimmed and he slimmed
Then he disappeared without trace



You're very welcome

[Scum-Triumphant]

There is a young chap called Spuddy
Who?s attempts to rhyme were cruddy
This didn?t stop him from trying
Despite on his arse he was dying
And he should have tried harder to study

[UlleyMiller]

There is a young chap called Spuddy
Who?s attempts to rhyme were cruddy
This didn?t stop him from trying
Despite on his arse he was dying
And he should have tried harder to study

That's how you do it.