Bit bored, so had a look on sheep mad. One of the United haters seems to be suffering from the side effects of partaking in organophosphate laden sheep-dip. His user name is 57vintage (probably refers to his favourite brand of dip). The side effects are as follows along with quotes of his brain addled ramblings:

ARROGANCE

"They signed an Aussie today, apparently - and predictably - since we?ve tapped into that market.

As someone said a few years back - excusing absence of quotation marks thanks to Sibo being a slothful profiteering capitalist poopypants - they really want to BE us."

IGNORANCE (Can't tell the difference between Dundee United and Dundee University)

"Looks like the financial skullduggery goes much deeper than previously reported with over 600 jobs under threat due to hunners of financial mis-management at Dundee U.

I thought Goodwin was the new messiah, following in the footsteps of previous principals Golac, Kirkwood, Smiffy, McCall et al, but in cahoots with the FE-destroying dipstick, the resigning-next-year-with-a-hoor-of-a-pay-off Graeme Dey, has managed to accumulate un-serviceable debt of John Clark-esque proportions.

Solidarity with those under threat of compulsory redundancy, which won?t be the bulging-pooched senior managers, complicit in this failed jape. They?ll go under a generous voluntary severance scheme, and find cosy sinecures on one of the hundreds of unaccountable quangos that seems to govern us these days.

They beat Barcelona though. What a Mess, eh?"

CONTRADICTING HIMSELF - On the one hand we are pikey, jute, minks BUT on the other hand he thinks our support are made up of the following:


"Golfers, podcasters, HR Directors, luvvie journos and broadcasters, and Ricky fûcking Ross. A safe option for the middle classes. Utter wânkers."

So kids, stay away from the sheep-dip or you too will end up ripping out seats, throwing bottles and coins and generally thinking and behaving like an OF chunt.