Ha, hes fit, the last time i looked outside its pouring with rain, a heavy pitch, hamstrings KAPUT.

I dont know how they have fixed him, have they threaded in new hamstrings using steel?, thats what it will take.

Lavery is in the Gardner corner, pay a lot, get nowt back, this is how stupid, trusting pathetic this club are.

One born every minute, why do they sign dead beats like this?, why bother with medical histories or doctors, they would all say no.

While the club says yes. Why am i complaining?, dont i want united to hit the buffers?, of course.