OUCH! He said
OUCH! He said
A depressed horse walks into a pub and the landlord says to the depressed horse "why the long face?"
Ok i'll get my coat....
3 mice sitting at the bar knocking back shots of vodka. After a good few the mice start bragging. The first one says “ Where I live they have set a mouse trap for me...but I don’t give a phuck, I nick the cheese and when the trap comes down, in flash, I put my arms up and use it to do a dozen push ups...phuck em. The second one says “ Where I live they have put down rat poison.....but I don’t give a phuck. I take a couple of the little red balls, I crush them into powder then I sniff a couple of lines...phuck em. The third mouse climbs down from his stool and heads for the exit. “Where are you going,” The other two ask...”I am going home to shag the cat”