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    Boris has a Plan.

    Well after listening to that, if I had shares in the company called Great Britain PLC, I'd be selling them first thing tomorrow morning.

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    Come on Sinky... Stay Alert. !

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    Quote Originally Posted by alfinyalcabo View Post
    Come on Sinky... Stay Alert. !
    You can walk or cycle as much as you want now Alf, but watch your pocket because our glorious leader Boris Johnson has just announced: "Unlimited exercise now allowed but fines will be increased". Could you possibly make this bollox up?

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    Agree Sinkov. That was as clear as mud.

    Do millions of people turn up for work tomorrow? Have all these companies received clear guidelines on providing a safe working environment?

    We can now have unlimited outside exercise, and we can drive to "other destinations" to do so.

    Can I drive up to the Lakes to continue my Wainwright campaign? Or am I likely to still have my collar felt?

    I like to pride myself that I am pretty "alert" most of the time, will it be an offence to be "Appearing in a public place without sufficient alertness"?

    This is real back of a fag packet stuff and basically these briefings are nothing more than PR exercises.

    But at least he tells us that he has got yet another "plan". I hope it is a much better plan than the stuff he announced tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1959_60 View Post
    Agree Sinkov. That was as clear as mud.

    Do millions of people turn up for work tomorrow? Have all these companies received clear guidelines on providing a safe working environment?

    We can now have unlimited outside exercise, and we can drive to "other destinations" to do so.

    Can I drive up to the Lakes to continue my Wainwright campaign? Or am I likely to still have my collar felt?

    I like to pride myself that I am pretty "alert" most of the time, will it be an offence to be "Appearing in a public place without sufficient alertness"?

    This is real back of a fag packet stuff and basically these briefings are nothing more than PR exercises.

    But at least he tells us that he has got yet another "plan". I hope it is a much better plan than the stuff he announced tonight.
    Just a reminder to stop Blow Job from killing us all...

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    The man does not have a clue on how to do detail. Sometime very soon he is going to run out of slogans. Jingoism will only take us so far I'm afraid. Can someone please tell me, can I go back to work tomorrow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
    The man does not have a clue on how to do detail. Sometime very soon he is going to run out of slogans. Jingoism will only take us so far I'm afraid. Can someone please tell me, can I go back to work tomorrow?
    Yes, just leave the beamer at home and go on yer bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    Yes, just leave the beamer at home and go on yer bike.
    I've already decided sinkov. Replenishing the coffers starts again on Tuesday and Boris can go and fu-ck himself. I've also promised myself to stay alert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
    I've already decided sinkov. Replenishing the coffers starts again on Tuesday and Boris can go and fu-ck himself. I've also promised myself to stay alert.
    Good on yer BT, spoken like a true blue.

    FECK THE NANNY STATE, STAY ALERT

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    Good on yer BT, spoken like a true blue.

    FECK THE NANNY STATE, STAY ALERT
    The amazingly perceptive and talented English poet Percy Bysshe Shelley, somehow managed to predict the 2020 Tory economic corona virus policy as early as 1821.

    “To him that hath, more shall be given; and from him that hath not, the little that he hath shall be taken away,” as Rishi Sunak now tells us the much heralded and very necessary for millions furlough money is now being slashed at source.

    The nasty party in full bloom.

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