Digital Find a Player Machine

[kempo]

came up with Bubbles the Chimp as exclusively posted by myself.

Shortly after Warney made a bid for Omar Bogle!

I state this as fact without any inference or comment.

I am reliably informed that a second name has been presented by the machine...


Coco The Clown.

[kempo]

Lol

Coco gets managers job.

Dare not think who may come out of the machine next.

[kempo]

Just heard from new bloke from Brighton who came because of Kenny Jackett who is no longer here...

Two names have just popped out of the refurbished rubber keyboard ed Sinclair Player Finder ..

I cannot give the names because you wouldn't tell me about your mortgage but I can give some hints

Player 1 Is a young lad who cannot get anywhere near his own side starting 11 and nobody else wants him...He is knee high to a grasshopper and frankly not much good but great joy..PD could sign him on a youth loan for the price of a bag of crisps.

Player 2. Joy of Joys..Some of you will have heard of him but not recently....He was a contender once and played in the Championship as a youngster...He has struggled to get a game of any sorts in recent times and has had recurrent injuries and 3 groin operations for hernias that actually were not hernias but ligament attachment problems.

The second player is looking for a well paid contract and a lenient medical.

[great_fire]

We've also got a player called Cougar Muskrat.

[sCORaFU]

[QUOTE=kempo;38390685]Lol

Coco

Dare not think who may come out of the machine next.[/QUOTE

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.

We're doomed I tell ya, doomed, doomed.

[millavanilla]

So the russian made computer didnt work...it was cumbersome, heavy, and hard to operate..they decide to go for a japanese model...it call a kempozilzaki..its not very sturdy, light, not very accurate, and is prone to telling lies..and in fact, tries to alias and mimic other types of computer..but in spite of all this, the club go ahead and buy it...after putting their details in, it reveals. ...






Kempo the clown !

[kempo]

Very good milla...Not heard from you for a while..Glad you are well.

[sCORaFU]

Very good milla...Not heard from you for a while..Glad you are well.

Hilarious. Love it At least its not all serious like IBJ.

[millavanilla]

Very good milla...Not heard from you for a while..Glad you are well.

All in good fun mate...not been good..lost me dog a few weeks ago..she was only 5 on the avator..she was 11 daft as a brush ..

[mellowmiller]

Hilarious. Love it At least its not all serious like IBJ.

lbj serious? Oh no, I was sure he was having a laugh.