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In the wilds of Worcestershire with almost no mobile signal...couldn't access the match thread (thankfully, as it turns out ) but I can still get all manner of f.ucking munters winking at me on Match.com????
How does that work, man??
ffs.
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Umm. . . . . errrrrr. . . . they really need fresh bloodthere so they allow you to see potential "lady" friends
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.. Just check out Hi****.com and got the answer "We found 56 female members near you based on your answers." .. Not sure if they do fellas mindOriginally Posted by Zippity
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.. I've just been presented with 25 naughty girls near me who are not interested in a relationship .. Gona have a mooch ..
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It seems to me that you were sold a **** phone.In the wilds of Worcestershire with almost no mobile signal...couldn't access the match thread (thankfully, as it turns out ) but I can still get all manner of f.ucking munters winking at me on Match.com????
How does that work, man??
ffs.
Never mind Zip.
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Surely not **** ghost -they want Zip for the relationship
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Zippity is an all action all go, no quit SAS like, wilderness foraging lump of testosterone... trust me, Jammy, he carries a **** phone because females see him as ***ual sensuousness and arousal in animalistic terms, then Zippity's gone, like a Cheetah that's had his fill.Surely not **** ghost -they want Zip for the relationship
It's one of the reasons why Myleen won't answer her phone. She's terrified he'll whisk her off, on a bear Grylls type outing and then drop her off back home, hanging out and wrecked.
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Zippity is an all action all go, no quit SAS like, wilderness foraging lump of testosterone... trust me, Jammy, he carries a **** phone because females see him as ***ual sensuousness and arousal in animalistic terms, then Zippity's gone, like a Cheetah that's had his fill.
It's one of the reasons why Myleen won't answer her phone. She's terrified he'll whisk her off, on a bear Grylls type outing and then drop her off back home, hanging out and wrecked.
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