Van Dyke's brilliant

[rodcurrie]

Accordin to the pitsmoor pillock,Staton said he was good in my fair lady Toneet he's sayin they're gunna up automatic,cos there's nowt in front of em to be scared of.UTCB

[mahatmafoot]

Said the same for the last 5 years.Just like stuck record. Comes on but never has anything to say.Problem is the state of F/H that nobody bothers with it in anymore so they have to make prats like him and The Parkgate Monotone seem important. Good laugh when he said he "invaded" the pitch after Curtis had scored against the Pigs. Bet Curtis was quaking in his boots.

[GrayBlade]

He might be brilliant, but the beef bourguignon at Van Dykes near Clowne is better.