FAO Coventry Fans

[crazyfists]

Firstly can I thank you for taking time out of your celebrations to come to speak to us. We are aware you’re the mighty Coventry and we little old Notts County so all advice is most appreciated on how we can improve as a club and as people. As you may have noticed our style is akin to the old Wimbledon school of football whereas yours is more like the Dutch 1970’s style which left me breathless. Please anything you can do to make us more like Coventry then let us know, we are in awe of your city, your people and your football team.

Secondly and with a heavy heart I unfortunately I have to also apologise for making you look up in the air so much, it must have hurt your necks, we too have been regular clients at the doctors due to a condition called Nolans Neck. I also apologise that we have to play this way due to nearly being relegated last year, having an average squad and having methuselah and his older brother upfront. Still we seem to be leading the league for a lot of it and still finished above you although this must have been because you weren’t trying, of course if you were, your swashbuckling style would have seen Pep looking on with envy.

Thirdly can I apologise for the officiating over both legs. The way you’d have won the first leg away if not for the worst decision since Captain Smith said fire up all the engines must have been galling to take. Then in the second leg, just when you had all the momentum, had the crowd behind you, our fans had shut up, you got a perfectly good goal to level up the tie disallowed for offside!! I can only apologise as if not for those decisions then you’d have won as the momentum in both games was completely switched due to terrible officials unable to do their job. Hang on a minute…………………

In summation I can only be glad that we won’t embarrass League One whereas once you hit the green stuff, I know the plaudits from up and down the country will be lapping it up. Of course you’ll keep McNulty and Bayliss and win League One, don’t listen to anyone who says otherwise, we all know who the real football powerhouse is in this country is – YOU.

Thanks again Coventry for allowing us to play you, we’ll just go back to being little old Notts but they’ll be a day I get all misty eyed telling my kids that once I saw the great Coventry City play, even thinking about it now sends shivers down my spine. Please feel free to come and gloat, sorry not gloat of course you wouldn’t do that as only complete sad tw@ts would be on another teams messageboard acting all high and mighty when they support Coventry, anytime you like. You are always welcome.

COVENTRY WE SALUTE YOU.

[Comptonpie]

Quite possibly the thickest fans I’ve ever encountered in my life

[Cov1]

Thanks for taking the time out to write such a passage of absolute drivel mate, you obviously aren’t bitter at all are you?

Possibly the biggest set of bellend fans on this board I’ve ever come across, bar a couple of decent, honest posters.

You lost, you had some bad luck but ultimately you were clearly outplayed, and if you can’t see that you don’t understand football.

One dimensional football with no Plan B, just play it down the middle. You came unstuck against a team that mix it up and can score goals.

Like I said, classless bellends.

[crazyfists]

Thanks for taking the time out to write such a passage of absolute drivel mate, you obviously aren’t bitter at all are you?

Possibly the biggest set of bellend fans on this board I’ve ever come across, bar a couple of decent, honest posters.

You lost, you had some bad luck but ultimately you were clearly outplayed, and if you can’t see that you don’t understand football.

One dimensional football with no Plan B, just play it down the middle. You came unstuck against a team that mix it up and can score goals.

Like I said, classless bellends.

Ha ha it's you who doesn't understand football you absolute ****wit! It doesn't matter how much fancy play you do, the fact is we'd have gone through in the tie if it wasn't for the penalty and disallowed goal. It doesn't matter if you played better than us, it's the end result and the end result was changed thanks to terrible refereeing. You are a complete set of cnuts and I ****ing hate you, hope you go down next year bottom getting spanked every week. You've been classless all week on here goading and the only fans you think are alright are the ones sucking your d!ck about your style of play, they should be telling you to **** off cause all you're here to do is act the big billy bollox. One dimensional we may be but we still finished above you, how come you didn't romp the league cause you're so ****ing good? I'd love to smash you mate, coming on here pretending to be decent when all you're doing is laughing at us. Go **** off you silly little tw@t.

[navypie]

Ha ha it's you who doesn't understand football you absolute ****wit! It doesn't matter how much fancy play you do, the fact is we'd have gone through in the tie if it wasn't for the penalty and disallowed goal. It doesn't matter if you played better than us, it's the end result and the end result was changed thanks to terrible refereeing. You are a complete set of cnuts and I ****ing hate you, hope you go down next year bottom getting spanked every week. You've been classless all week on here goading and the only fans you think are alright are the ones sucking your d!ck about your style of play, they should be telling you to **** off cause all you're here to do is act the big billy bollox. One dimensional we may be but we still finished above you, how come you didn't romp the league cause you're so ****ing good? I'd love to smash you mate, coming on here pretending to be decent when all you're doing is laughing at us. Go **** off you silly little tw@t.

The only thing I would disagree with you there mate is the hoping they go down next year bit. I hope they don't go up this.

[marky]

They'll struggle to keep hold of McNulty, my dad watched the game last night and said he'd be perfect for Derby.

[Nick_Fentons_Left_Teste]

Anyone else find it ironic they called us hoof ball yet there go to move was big boot from the goalie to their number 9 who'd head on to McNulty?

[Freeman25]

Anyone else find it ironic they called us hoof ball yet there go to move was big boot from the goalie to their number 9 who'd head on to McNulty?

I've not seen a keeper get that much distance on a kick since we had Kasper, it was highly amusing when their fans were insisting on pointing out whenever we kicked the ball long and they sat there quietly as they sent balls over the top and to Biamou's head.

It's laughable that they seem to think they play like Barcelona but I guess they all just listen to whatever rhetoric Robbins tells them. He's still insisting they should have had another penalty at the Ricoh for the handball despite the fact that the player who headed it was offside and their fans seem to be in full agreement with him that they deserved the first penalty because they didn't get that one

[slack_pie]

I've not seen a keeper get that much distance on a kick since we had Kasper, it was highly amusing when their fans were insisting on pointing out whenever we kicked the ball long and they sat there quietly as they sent balls over the top and to Biamou's head.

It's laughable that they seem to think they play like Barcelona but I guess they all just listen to whatever rhetoric Robbins tells them. He's still insisting they should have had another penalty at the Ricoh for the handball despite the fact that the player who headed it was offside and their fans seem to be in full agreement with him that they deserved the first penalty because they didn't get that one

They did play some nice football to be fair. I don't think anyone's denying that they have better players than we do - I mean McNulty could easily play in the Championship, and Bayliss looks set to go on to great things. If you look at our squad, which players would realistically move on to L1 clubs - I would guess none of them.

Anyway, the fact they played some good football isn't the point of all these arguments, is it. It's the fact that in both games, just when we were looking good to go on and win it, we were completely derailed by the ref/linesmen.

[PUSB's]

We owned the first half,of course when Grant scored just before halftime it changed a few issue's for us,it gave you renewed heart for the 2nd half, and we knew that you would come at us,you did to a degree and when Forte thought he had equalised but was ruled offside,Great call i thought,although is was tight..after that,it was all us again,you don't win 4-1 away in a semi final and its all the officials fault..,We outplayed you in every department, Mcnulty,Biamou and Bayliss,ripping through you was fantastic to see,but the entire squad played extremely well in fairness,we deserved it,you got what you deserved too,NOTHING..Kevin Nolan,it was hurting him,and it was so sweet.Oh i've just booked my Wembley tickets..i know you all thought you were going,but i did say the other day that we were coming and we mean't business.it was 4-1..but we could of scored 6 or 7 in reality..we battered you.