Originally Posted by
pass_and_move
A wor in an unfamiliar boozer a couple o week agu SB evin a fair old few and after holding off evin mi first pyss for as long as a cud (am like a leaking tap wunce I eva slash) a finally went. A wo stud ova urinal wi mi hand on wall, lookin up at ceiling and breathing a sigh o relief whilst a good healthy stream hit the porcelain. As a wo draining them 4 or 5 pints of bitter from mi bladder, a looked darn and much to mi dismay, mi shoes and trarzers wo completely covered in mi pyss. Unfortunately for me a wo stood directly ovver plugoil or outlet which weren't quite watertight.