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    BDS (Boris Derangement Syndrome)

    I know it can disturb the balance of a lefty's mind, tip them over the edge even, but some of these fruitcakes are seriously into Tin Foil Hat territory.

    "Who would be a conspiracy theorist in this day and age?"

    "The prime minister’s hospitalisation may have been a chilling moment for many last week, and not because he is necessarily well-liked. Boris Johnson is nothing if not divisive, but if nothing else, he is probably the most famous person in the UK after Her Majesty the Queen. It brought home to many the reality that the coronavirus disease Covid-19 is a danger, capable of striking down people of all backgrounds. Even those who dislike the PM would not have wished him ill. Well, most of them, for of course, there are plenty who would — and several, so blinded by their loathing of the man, that they are prepared to entertain some pretty wild ideas.

    This afternoon, the anti-Brexit campaigner Marcus Ball announced to the world that he had submitted a Freedom of Information request to St Thomas’s NHS Trust in London, where the PM was recently placed in an intensive care unit, to confirm Boris Johnson's condition. Ball claimed that the timing of the PM’s hospitalisation was “too perfect” and that he believed Johnson was “dodging responsibility by becoming a victim.”

    Sadly, Ball’s was not an isolated opinion. “The official secrets act” began trending in Twitter, because of a rumour, started by a blog post, that medical staff at the hospital had been forced to sign it, hinting that the prime minister wasn’t even ill.

    An editor at the Economist tweeted that he felt the whole episode was far too suspicious. Carole Cadwalladr, meanwhile, hinted that the whole thing was a diversionary tactic, accusing the Mail on Sunday of running the story of Johnson’s “near death experience” through the words of “unnamed friends” whilst “ignoring All The Deaths,” before demanding to know what was happening at NHS Nightingale.

    The idea also abounded that the whole thing was an exercise in creating a ‘cult of personality’ around the PM. AC Grayling, still somehow considered a thinker of repute, took to Twitter with his usual linguistic panache to label Johnson ‘Boris the Butcher of Downing Street,’ whilst Frances Coppola suggested that Johnson had been discharged from hospital on Easter Sunday in order to draw direct comparisons with the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

    With their imaginations inflamed to such an extent, one might almost think they were worried about something. And worry they might — if the polls are anything to go by, the man so many have forged careers on the back of hating might just have the public’s sympathy. The most recent Opinium opinion poll puts the Tories on 55 percent — an unprecedented peacetime figure for a government, and at the exact moment that a country that so recently voted for radical pro-liberal causes had so many of its liberties suspended, and saw its economy placed in an induced coma to cope with the coronavirus crisis."

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    You know I am not his biggest fan, but Jesus Christ this latest conspiracy nonsense has even got me behind him!

    I am 100% certain the good doctors and nurses of St Thomas' Hospital do not have the time, nor energy to play this kind of alleged charade.

    I must admit I am surprised that he has whisked himself off to his second home to recuperate when Downing Street would be perfectly acceptable. Not setting much of an example with this one I don't think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
    You know I am not his biggest fan, but Jesus Christ this latest conspiracy nonsense has even got me behind him!

    I am 100% certain the good doctors and nurses of St Thomas' Hospital do not have the time, nor energy to play this kind of alleged charade.

    I must admit I am surprised that he has whisked himself off to his second home to recuperate when Downing Street would be perfectly acceptable. Not setting much of an example with this one I don't think?
    Couldn't care less where he goes to recuperate myself BT, just so long as he gets himself better and back running the show asap. What did niggle me, and bemuse me at the same time, was that as soon as the news was announced that he'd be recuperating at Chequers, SkyNews had a reporter and camera crew stood in a field outside Chequers reporting on the fact. Why a police drone hadn't filmed them under the caption 'Not Necessary' I have no idea, nor why some constable hadn't moved them on and told them to go home or be arrested I'm not sure either. Is there one law for us and one for the media, are the police afraid of the media, or in league with them as they were in the BBC/Cliff Richard case ?

    I think we should told.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    Couldn't care less where he goes to recuperate myself BT, just so long as he gets himself better and back running the show asap. What did niggle me, and bemuse me at the same time, was that as soon as the news was announced that he'd be recuperating at Chequers, SkyNews had a reporter and camera crew stood in a field outside Chequers reporting on the fact. Why a police drone hadn't filmed them under the caption 'Not Necessary' I have no idea, nor why some constable hadn't moved them on and told them to go home or be arrested I'm not sure either. Is there one law for us and one for the media, are the police afraid of the media, or in league with them as they were in the BBC/Cliff Richard case ?

    I think we should told.
    Journalists fall into the "Essential Workers" category, I'm not sure why though, because they are still spouting their usual drivel.

    I want to see inside care homes, I want them to investigate and report back on how we are addressing homelessness.

    Let's get some serious journalism done, instead of standing in a fooooking field outside Chequers?

    Incidentally for the record, I wish our Prime Minister a speedy recovery and hope he re-opens the economy as soon as possible!

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    There was another woke muppet yesterday asking why care home residents aren't being taken to hospital with Covid 19. He needs to get himself to a care home to have a look around, then he might realise that many residents are in no fit state to be transported to a hospital, the journey and the stress of it would see them off quicker than any virus would. Might do the arse-hole more good than just checking his Twitter feed every morning.

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    Here is guidance for care homes from the British Geriatrics Society.

    It depends on the overlying condition of the resident. A geriatric is a person over the age of 65 who needs care.

    https://www.bgs.org.uk/resources/cov...-in-care-homes

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1959_60 View Post
    It depends on the overlying condition of the resident.
    Exactly 59, I wonder if the media muppets who have become care home experts overnight have ever spent any time in a care home, and I don't mean a quick trip round a couple of local homes because care homes has become the latest 'issue' trending on Twitter.

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    Foooook me 59er. After reading that half of the members on here "need care". Some more than others I might say!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
    Foooook me 59er. After reading that half of the members on here "need care". Some more than others I might say!
    Hancock's Half Hour going full swing I see...

    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknew...cid=spartandhp

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    Knight Boris, and Nigel too, for their part in giving your country back to you. When I saw the video of Nigel's going away speech in Strasbourg, it suddenly occurred to me: Britons never will be slaves.

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